12.02.2010 - CHINA GORILLA

CHINA GORILLA ARE BACK!!!


Are you fed up of the standard shit, queuing outside a pretentious club for hours, spending your month’s wages on a Jack and Coke, coming out desperate for an after party to justify going out on a school night without a pot to piss in?

Tired of venues where you are unappreciated and frankly just a number amongst numbers...

What we want is a night where there is no table service, no champagne whores, no need to flash ze cash and definitely no Polish thugs with authority telling you, you can't wear your new ‘Tredds’ and to take your hat off!

This is about bringing together a community of people that appreciate wicked new music, exhilarating banter and a super friendly atmosphere...

So correct us if we're wrong but what we think you really need is a club in the "hub" of a cultured, vibrant part of London without having to endure a trek across town to the East!

A place where the atmosphere is more laid back, more one on one, giving you a more personal chillaxing experience...

We want to create this kind of comfortable clubbing; a late night bar/club where you can kick back and have a chin wag without having to stand in a toilet corridor to hear one another, yet still get up and have a quick gurn to a phat tune. But most of all feel at ease in your surroundings...

The problem is however this usually occurs at a mates house slash afterparty, when you've gone out, spent your rent and it’s now silly o'clock in the morning, you’re starting to lag yet still unsatisfied. So you keep trucking on until the birds start chirpsing, the commuters start commuting and you’re bumming out at the thought of going home to stare at the ceiling on your own for the next few hours until you slip into a coma...

No need people! No need! Our solution is..... CHINA GORILLA!!!

Artists can display their work for all to take a ‘butchers’. We got Spectacular DJ's, local DJ's, underground up and coming DJ's or even friends of DJ's can step up to show off their new skills on the ones and twos, without having to elbow their way to the front and give a metaphorical blow job to the manager to get a quick spin!

So let’s create a night where you feel a part of something, where everyone is your friend. Let us build a night with the essence of a community atmosphere, where there is no hierarchy and where everyone is up for good timez and heart stopping Jack n'Jill popping tunez...

Join us on our journey to start a new wave, a new following of Comfortable Clubbers if you will. Dress up, dress down, dress all around, and wear what you want, as long as you’re smiling with a pre-rolled in your sky rocket!

Let’s do something new, let’s do it together and let’s have a blinding good time doing it...